Blog "Saying too Much"

Walking into class, see my baby girl,
doing everything, to keep her in my world.
Greet her with a hug, maybe steal a kiss,
Close my eyes, but laugh because we miss.

We take our seats, and start to listen,
to the teacher, she cool, no dissin'.
An hour goes by, the bell goes off,
We start walking home, and I start this with a cough.

Girl, I love you everyday,
I make sure... to send my love your way.
You should  know, I crave your touch,
but she stopped me with a kiss and said "You're saying too much"

I open my door, ring goes the phone,
she's calls right away, because she beats me home.
We talk about us, we talk all night,
sometimes we even talk until the sunlight.

She hangs out with my fam, we have some fun,
We arrive at the parties, then it has begun.
She likes me a lot, I make her go crazy,
Every single day we're in love it's hazy. (So she says)

Boy, I love you everyday,

I make sure... to send my love your way.

You should  know, I crave your touch,

but I stopped her with a kiss and said "You're saying too much" 

"The Onion" Blog

Actual Guitar Hero

A young boy going by the name of Mike Roch of Fargo ND picked up a guitar trying to learn a new instrument. Unfortunately for Roch it was too hard. Hope gleamed in the distance for Roch as a musician named Ben Dover, of Minneapolis, MN, took Roch under his wing. "It was a long journey, and we had some bumps along the way, but it was well worth it" said eight year old Roch as we sat down with him at his home in Fargo. "My biggest worry was doubt. Guitar playing is a passion that you have to love and cherish, so without that, you've already failed" says Dover (38) over the phone, because we couldn't meet up due to a "Spiritual rock cleansing" Dover was attending with his band members. The two boys met at a train station, as Roch was attempting to pull a "Pick of Destiny", the 2003 box office hit, starring Jack Black as a runaway, attempting to become a rock star. "I was late for my train, and needed to know which way to go" Roch explains. "I saw Big Ben on a bench sleeping, he smelled kind of bad, but he was my last chance". "I was past out because of a freakin' awesome party I was at earlier" Dover tells our reporter excitedly. "Little dude told me his story and I knew I could help him become, you know, huge!" Dover and Roch had music lessons every Monday through Thursday at the train station where they met. "It was the best times because I had to stay sober for work at Jimmy Johns" said Dover. The two practiced for about five months before Roch’s mother, Debra Roch followed him after finding out he was not attending his soccer practices. Today Dover is working on his “Rock legacy” as he put it, and avoiding police because of persecution of third degree kidnapping. Dover’s whereabouts are still unknown. Roch, now nine, is still grounded and working on buying a guitar. “He had an extra one I used. I asked if I could have it but Big Ben said no.” Whenever he gets the chance, Roch plays “Smoke on the Water” by Deep Purple, (Only the intro) and “I’m yours” by Jason Mraz. (Again only the intro) Thanks to Ben Dover, Mike Roch just might be able to start his dream of becoming a rock star.
(If any information on the whereabouts of Ben Dover, please call 911 immediately. Dover is about 5’11, white complexion, and has “Butch was here” on his lower torso)

Blog #1 "This was some adventure, huh?"

Once upon a time, there were three friends going on a road trip to Canada. The three boys were named Matt, Josh and Sean. As they were driving, they decided to stop at a rest stop right out of Winnipeg. As they got out stretching their legs, they looked over into the forest and saw a family of black bears emerging out of the trees. "Don't move..." Josh whispered to the other two. The three boys stood still as statues, just watching the bears play, rolling around, and tackling each other in the long green grass. Just as the tension in the boys started to fade, the mother turned around to disappear into the forest, calling her cubs behind her. "That was so tight!" Matt said excitedly as the last cub vanished behind the thick trees. "We should get going again" said Josh, looking at his watch, and walking back to their car. The three went back to the car jumping and jogging talking about how amazing seeing the bears were. The excitement in the boys lasted about two miles until it turned back into a boring car ride. They drove another four miles before turning onto a dirt road that would later take them to their camp ground. Josh slammed on the brakes sending Sean into the front seat. "Look!" Josh yelled, pointing directly in front of their car. Being as quiet as possible, they all stared a family of moose walking along side of the road. "Pull up slowly" Sean said while rummaging in the back. As they pulled up, Sean stuck his hand out of the window and fed the baby moose some lettuce. After the baby ate the lettuce, they pulled away quickly, so they wouldn't disturb the parents anymore. The boys had finally come to the camp grounds. They climbed out of the car and began to set up their tents and supplies. After they had finished doing that they climbed into their tents and sleeping bags to go to sleep. The next morning they got up early to go fishing. Before they reached the water, they heard a screech above them. As they looked up, an eagle started to dive towards the water. The eagle opened its claws and before any of them could blink, it had swooped across the top of the water and snatched up a fish. As they watched the eagle soar off with its newly caught prey, Matt said, "This was some adventure, huh?" “One of the best" said Josh. All of a sudden, they heard a huge growl to their left. Up on the rocks, their was a mountain lion slowly creeping towards them. As the three of them darted to the car, Sean yelled out "It's not over yet!"